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Once upon a time, a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become very famous in the city for not having a single conflict throughout their married life. Local newspaper editors had gathered on the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir, it's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband, recalling his old honeymoon days, said: "After marriage, we had been to Shimla for our honeymoon. Having selected horse riding, finally, we both started the ride on two different horses. My horse was pretty OK; but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way down, my wife's horse jumped suddenly, making her topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back, and said: "This is your first time". She again climbed that horse, and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said: "This is your second time", and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse, and shot the horse dead!!!

“I shouted at my wife”, the husband continued, "What did you do, you, psycho? You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"… She gave me a silent look, and said: "This is your first time!!!"…

Husband: "That's it... We are happy ever after."

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